Bernie Ecclestone Crap Idea Generator

[evans]

Just found this link on another forum. I thought it was so funny, I HAD to share

A few quotes:
"The Canadian Grand Prix must be cancelled at least twice every year"
"The black marshalls' flag will now become blue, as will red, green, yellow and all others"
"Grand Prixs may only be held in countries that are more or less triangular in shape"
"First qualifying will decide the grid, second qualifying will decide the race result, and the race will be cancelled"