small help for joke

[DbblGlock]

there is a small local compitition and i need help.
i need to complete this sentence

"if i were a car i'd want to be a Renault Clio because......."

it needs to be funny and amusing and being me, i am stuck. surely someone can think of something funny.

[tomsullivan]

because they are small........... just like me

[doch_1]

"if i were a car i'd want to be a Renault Clio because.......it's funny
to see a small cuty clio like me , putting some dust to a big sporty lambo"

[Catlin]

.......because i have mad tyte French in me y0

[Silent][Moebius]

..because i purge NOS on little mustangs

[DbblGlock]

lol, these are great but i have decided not to enter any more as i can't be bothered. thanks these were way better than what i came up with though.

[Catlin]

lol you wasted my 5 minutes of thinking

if you can..tell us the winning quote

what would you have won anyway?

[DbblGlock]

it was for a ................. wait for it................. its coming ............... renault clio. lol

the thing is i'm not 18 yet (part of the rules), i am 17. so i can't enter. its a sad day for me.

[mpfive]

u can win that car? r u seroius? and u r telling me only now?

[NightEye]

@allowit: wouldn't this be cheating?

[DbblGlock]

lol, yes i guess it will be cheating, but hey what can i say, i am only human.

MPfive, i did say it was a local compitition, and i guess you would have known about it if you lived near me. A FREE CAR is always nice. i see what u mean.