The Best Lines From The SMC IRC Channel

[multimediaman]

Originally Posted by tom120934

<multimediaman> http://michellebranchisdatingmultime...uruswagon.com/

The formatting cropped that url off... in IRC it read:

"michellebranchisdatingmultimediamannowanddrivesa2004fordtauruswagon"

[Nik]

[Nik]: erm
[Nik]: you two are really werid....
[multimediaman: you're just not weird enough, nik
`Venom: look who is talking

[Johnas]

If you're drunk it might not be good idea to join Irc

[22:00] *** Catlin has joined #smcars.
[22:00] Catlin: YOUR ALDL DRUMN!?
[22:00] Catlin: i dont blieve you
[22:00] Catlin: anyody here!
[22:00] Catlin: HELLooooOoeo
[22:00] Catlin: BWAAHAH
[22:00] Don_Lamborghini: hi hey hallo
[22:00] Catlin: cmoiemn talk to me poklease!
[22:00] Catlin: DON!
[22:00] Catlin: MAKEBWukui!
[22:01] Catlin: U KLO YOU MAN
[22:01] Don_Lamborghini: O_O
[22:01] Catlin: WHYD TIODONT YOU dcmome gibe mw huhg
[22:01] Catlin: NO!
[22:01] Don_Lamborghini:
[22:01] Catlin: got fuctes on my damn armas nd handa!
[22:01] Don_Lamborghini:
[22:02] Catlin: hac 300£ then lsot it
[22:02] Catlin: in my pocket
[22:02] Catlin: wrebhn out and ****ed
[22:02] Catlin: XD
[22:03] Catlin: DUP!Q

[Dr. Feelgood]

* DrFeelgood found out today that his dream of having side exhausts on his new car has been cut down by Australian automotive law...
<@multimediaman> one cannot stay mad whilst staring into the eyes (headlights) of a saturn
* DrFeelgood must settle for dual exhausts out the back...
* DrFeelgood buys MMM a girlfriend.
<@`Venom>
<@multimediaman> michelle branch?!?!?
<DrFeelgood> No, Rosanne.
<@multimediaman> okay, plz don't be talking about roseanne barr.... ...
<DrFeelgood> ;-)
<DrFeelgood> Why? She's a dish...
<@multimediaman> :-\
<DrFeelgood> ...Actually, she's the whole buffet...
* @multimediaman replaces every car in australia with a holden of some sort

[Nik]

[07:01] |Nik|_: yeah when
[07:01] multimediaman: it'll happen when it happens
[07:02] |Nik|_: 2045
[07:02] multimediaman: let's not get too optimistic now
[07:02] |Nik|_: ok
[07:02] |Nik|_: 2451
[07:02] multimediaman: possibly

[Nik]

[08:32] `Venom: Nik, ur truck cannot beat my Ram
[08:32] `Venom: Ram is teh faster
[08:32] multimediaman: my truck can!
[08:32] * multimediaman steals venom's ram
[08:32] Nik: my truck can load your truck!
[08:33] * multimediaman drives `Venom's ram around `Venom in circles
[08:33] `Venom: rofl
[08:33] * multimediaman gets tired of driving a freaking truck and hands it back to `Venom

[Johnas]

Remember kids, it's important to sleep or otherwise you'll go nuts like MMM here

[16:12] <multimediaman> but it's nothing compared to killer bees
[16:12] <multimediaman> they're everywhere!
[16:12] <johnas>
[16:12] <multimediaman> did you want to become a bee's supper? because I don't! That's why we must act now!
[16:12] <multimediaman> ookay, that's enough of this guy
[16:13] <multimediaman> gaw who gave this guy a greencard anyway?!
[16:13] <catlin1> WHAAAT THEEE
[16:13] <Sir_Nik> GO TO BED
[16:13] <catlin1> who
[16:13] <catlin1> chong?
[16:13] <multimediaman> okay liberty city, let's hear from some sane callers!
[16:13] <Sir_Nik> mmm's sec half
[16:13] <multimediaman> is there anyone sane left in this city? anyone at all?
[16:13] <johnas> or one his
[16:13] <multimediaman> Yes, go ahead caller, you're on line 3
[16:13] <multimediaman> Ah, hello lazow, did that woman mention nannies? because
[16:14] <multimediaman> NO!! NO Nannies!!!
[16:14] <multimediaman> gta3 chatterbox ftw
[16:14] <catlin1> seriously
[16:14] <catlin1> listen to nik now
[16:14] <multimediaman> bah
[16:14] * multimediaman never listens to nik
[16:14] <johnas> rare moments when is wise to listen him
[16:14] <Sir_Nik> yup
[16:14] <Sir_Nik> very

[crazy 989]

[17:08] <Catlin> <Nik_> [#smcars] only catlin likes them >_>
[17:08] <Catlin> <Nik_> [#smcars] ask catlin
[17:08] <Catlin> <Nik_> [#smcars] catlin should start talking soon
[17:08] <Catlin> <Panesar> [#smcars] Catlin is too busy shagging the nano
[17:08] <Catlin> <Nik_> [#smcars] wonder if I can catlin in this one...
[17:08] <Catlin> you bloody punks

Catlin - on the drugs yet again

[janusz_the_maker]

[12:01]<DrFeelgood>http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/g...VolvoParty.jpg
[12:02]<Lambonutter>HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
[12:02]<Lambonutter>LMFAO!
[12:03]<Lambonutter>great work mate
[12:03]<DrFeelgood>Be honest, you can't even tell it's been PhotoShoped ;-)

[Catlin]

LOL!!!!!!! thats the greatest.