The Best Lines From The SMC IRC Channel

#41
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[19:02] <Panesar> well he lasted long
[19:02] <Astros> i think it reflects his performance in bed
[19:03] <Panesar> hahaha
[19:03] <Astros> "Oh you feel sooo good.... ARRRGHHUUUGH, i came"
[19:03] <Astros> "you come too, honey=D"
[19:03] <Astros> xD
[19:03] <Panesar> xD
[19:03] <Astros> lol
[19:03] <Astros> :D



and Astros catching me out earlier on...

[17:35] <Astros> did u feel her bottom
[17:35] <Panesar> lol 3 times
[17:36] <Astros> damn panesar, in public!
 
#42
I had to laught so hard :D

[20:45] <Astros> 1980-1990's german porn
[20:45] <Astros> its so awesome
[20:45] <Astros> srsly
[20:45] <schaefft> whar
[20:45] <schaefft> what*
[20:45] <schaefft> lol
[20:45] <Astros> it is
[20:45] <spitty> LOL
[20:45] <Astros> awesome
[20:45] <Astros> truly
[20:45] <schaefft> omg
[20:45] <spitty> bechlecht
[20:45] <`Venom> lol, GTPSP gives you a free car to start with... a HONDA FIT
[20:45] <Panesar> so is kangaroo porn
[20:45] <Panesar> its so human like
[20:45] <Astros> ,,
[20:45] <Astros> ..
[20:45] <`Venom> with NIGHTY NINE HORSEPOWER
[20:45] <johnas> i had some german porn once which was dubbed in danish
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[20:45] <Astros> sick
[20:45] <schaefft> hahhahaha
[20:45] <spitty> wtf
[20:45] <spitty> haha
[20:45] <Panesar> sweet
[20:46] <`Venom> i tried driving it
[20:46] <Astros> i watched my parents' stuff as a kid
[20:46] <`Venom> i lawled
[20:46] <Astros> there was some german
[20:46] <Panesar> venom - its not working
[20:46] <schaefft> why to the translate it xD
[20:46] <Astros> was cool
[20:46] <`Venom> cause it was SOOOO slow
[20:46] <Panesar> just get involved with the sane convo
[20:46] <`Venom> and was automatic only
[20:46] <Panesar> =p
[20:46] <`Venom> wat
[20:46] <`Venom> wat
[20:46] <`Venom> sane
[20:46] <`Venom> ur all insane
[20:46] <schaefft> astros wtf
[20:46] <Astros> was
[20:46] <Panesar> genuises border on insanity ;)
[20:46] <schaefft> watching your parents porn lol
[20:46] <schaefft> as a kid lol
[20:46] <spitty> ew
[20:46] <Astros> what, you didnt? you freak
[20:47] <spitty> thats bad
[20:47] <spitty> omg thats really bad :S
[20:47] <Astros> as a kid like +12
[20:47] <schaefft> no astros I didnt lol
[20:47] <Astros> NOT HOMEMADE YOU FOOLS
[20:47] <Panesar> your parents watch porn o_O
[20:47] <`Venom> O____________________.
[20:47] <schaefft> hahahahahha
[20:47] <spitty> you and your dad masturbated on the same thing
[20:47] <schaefft> hahahahhahaha
[20:47] <schaefft> hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahha
[20:47] <spitty> thats bad
[20:47] <`Venom> that.... is disturbing
[20:47] <schaefft> stop it
[20:47] <schaefft> omg
[20:47] <Astros> boohoo
[20:47] <spitty> :S lets change the topic please
[20:47] <johnas> lol
[20:47] <Astros> you freaks of nature
[20:47] <schaefft> thread quotes now
[20:47] * `Venom slowly backs away from the chat
 
#43
and the day in irc continues strangeness. (Warning if under 18 look away)

[19:42] <Panesar> theres no toilet?
[19:43] <schaefft> yeah spitty, with 3 other guys from the same school thatll start there with me
[19:43] <Astros> idk the culture there so much
[19:43] <schaefft> there is one lol
[19:43] <Astros> but here theres no way theres 2 bathrooms in an apartment :D
[19:43] <schaefft> well
[19:43] <spitty> why not Astros
[19:43] <schaefft> we found one with 2 bathrooms
[19:43] <Astros> there
[19:43] <Astros> just
[19:43] <Astros> isnt
[19:43] <spitty> o_O
[19:43] <spitty> dont use it much?
[19:43] <Astros> sure we do
[19:43] <Astros> you know, not everyone need to rush at once
[19:43] <schaefft> but it would take too long before the guy whos living there now moves out
[19:44] <spitty> ah i see Astros ;)
[19:44] <schaefft> so we had to take the other one
[19:44] <schaefft> with only 1 bathroom
[19:44] <Astros> i dont know about you, if you like to pee fight
[19:44] <spitty> schaefft: you gonna do some threesome vids?
[19:44] <schaefft> for your gay needs, sure
[19:44] <spitty> xD
[19:44] <Astros> i want some nasty german porn
[19:45] <spitty> Astros: pee fight lol
[19:45] <Astros> 1980-1990's german porn
[19:45] <Astros> its so awesome
[19:45] <Astros> srsly
[19:45] <schaefft> whar
[19:45] <schaefft> what*
[19:45] <schaefft> lol
[19:45] <Astros> it is
[19:45] <spitty> LOL
[19:45] <Astros> awesome
[19:45] <Astros> truly
[19:45] <schaefft> omg
[19:45] <spitty> bechlecht
[19:45] <Panesar> so is kangaroo porn
[19:45] <`Venom> lol, GTPSP gives you a free car to start with... a HONDA FIT
[19:45] <Panesar> its so human like
[19:45] <Astros> ,,
[19:45] <Astros> ..
[19:45] <`Venom> with NIGHTY NINE HORSEPOWER
[19:45] <johnas> i had some german porn once which was dubbed in danish
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[19:45] <Astros> sick
[19:45] <schaefft> hahhahaha
[19:45] <spitty> wtf
[19:45] <spitty> haha
[19:45] <Panesar> sweet
[19:46] <`Venom> i tried driving it
[19:46] <Astros> i watched my parents' stuff as a kid
[19:46] <`Venom> i lawled
[19:46] <Astros> there was some german
[19:46] <Panesar> venom - its not working
[19:46] <schaefft> why to the translate it xD
[19:46] <Astros> was cool
[19:46] <`Venom> cause it was SOOOO slow
[19:46] <Panesar> just get involved with the sane convo
[19:46] <Panesar> =p
[19:46] <`Venom> and was automatic only
[19:46] <`Venom> wat
[19:46] <`Venom> wat
[19:46] <`Venom> sane
[19:46] <`Venom> ur all insane
[19:46] <schaefft> astros wtf
[19:46] <Astros> was
[19:46] <Panesar> genuises border on insanity ;)
[19:46] <schaefft> watching your parents porn lol
[19:46] <schaefft> as a kid lol
[19:47] <spitty> ew
[19:47] <Astros> what, you didnt? you freak
[19:47] <spitty> thats bad
[19:47] <spitty> omg thats really bad :S
[19:47] <Astros> as a kid like +12
[19:47] <schaefft> no astros I didnt lol
[19:47] <Astros> NOT HOMEMADE YOU FOOLS
[19:47] <Panesar> your parents watch porn o_O
[19:47] <`Venom> O____________________.
[19:47] <schaefft> hahahahahha
[19:47] <spitty> you and your dad masturbated on the same thing
[19:47] <schaefft> hahahahhahaha
[19:47] <schaefft> hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahha
[19:47] <spitty> thats bad
[19:47] <spitty> thats bad
[19:47] <spitty> omg thats really bad :S
[19:47] <Astros> as a kid like +12
[19:47] <schaefft> no astros I didnt lol
[19:47] <Astros> NOT HOMEMADE YOU FOOLS
[19:47] <Panesar> your parents watch porn o_O
[19:47] <`Venom> O____________________.
[19:47] <schaefft> hahahahahha
[19:47] <spitty> you and your dad masturbated on the same thing
[19:47] <schaefft> hahahahhahaha
[19:47] <schaefft> hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahha
[19:47] <spitty> thats bad
[19:47] <`Venom> that.... is disturbing
[19:47] <schaefft> stop it
[19:47] <schaefft> omg
[19:47] <Astros> boohoo
[19:47] <spitty> :S lets change the topic please
[19:47] <johnas> lol
[19:47] <Astros> you freaks of nature
[19:47] <schaefft> thread quotes now
[19:48] * `Venom slowly backs away from the chat
thread...

...[19:48] <Astros> you seriously think your parents never watched any :D
[19:48] <johnas> i didn't find any from my parents but I stole my brothers sex magazine
 
#44
[20:58] <schaefft> spitty is a bad word too!
[20:58] <Panesar> yah
[20:58] <spitty> gtfo gilf lover
[20:58] <Panesar> =p
[20:58] <Panesar> we've scared hp999 away
[20:58] <hp999> nope.
[20:58] <Astros> har har
[20:58] <hp999> I just came -.-
[20:58] <schaefft> lol
[20:58] <Astros> oh noes
[20:58] <Astros> LOL
[20:58] <spitty> wow
[20:58] <hp999> lol
[20:58] <schaefft> looooooooool
[20:58] <Astros> hAHAH OH WOW
[20:58] <spitty> thats really creepy
[20:58] <hp999> lol
 
#46
After it...

[22:00] <hp999> U failed guys,3 posts of one text
[22:00] <hp999> n00bz! lol
[22:00] <Astros> xD
[22:00] <schaefft> so how can we top the last 5 minutes xD
[22:00] <hp999> ll
[22:00] <hp999> lol
[22:00] <Panesar> it was schaefft's fault
[22:00] <Panesar> I blame him
[22:00] <hp999> ROFL
[22:01] <Astros> same
[22:01] <schaefft> no
[22:01] <Panesar> yes
[22:01] <Panesar> 2 vs 1
[22:01] <schaefft> I said first I would post it lol
[22:01] <Astros> boo
[22:01] <Astros> :D
[22:01] <Panesar> not really
[22:01] <schaefft> u r just too slow xD
[22:01] <hp999> lol
[22:01] <Panesar> you just said smc lines thread
[22:01] <Panesar> you never said you were gonna post
[22:01] <hp999> lol
[22:01] <Panesar> the worst part is we're all sober...
[22:01] <schaefft> no
 
#47
[21:02] * johnas slaps multimediaman around a bit with a large trout
[21:02] <johnas> hmm no that was not what i wanted to do x)
[21:02] * johnas sets mode: +o multimediaman
[21:03] <johnas> you got the power to kick ppl now, o blessed one
[21:04] * multimediaman was kicked by multimediaman (w00t)
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[21:04] <multimediaman> ¬_¬
[21:04] <multimediaman> well that was smart >_<
[21:04] <johnas> wth :D
[21:04] <multimediaman> sry :p
[21:05] * johnas sets mode: +o multimediaman
[21:05] <johnas> haha f00l
[21:05] <Lindas_Nik> lol
[21:05] <Lindas_Nik> man
[21:05] <multimediaman> ty XD
ROFL, by far the funniest thing i've read so far :)
 
#48

Krystian

Lamborghini President
#49
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[20:49]<multimediaman>venom and catlin in the same entity?
[20:49]<LordNik>lol
[20:50]<LordNik>venom is a fool
[20:50]<LordNik>catlin is a crackhead
[20:50]<LordNik>>_>
 

multimediaman

Traffic Car Connoisseur
#50
here's a little gem that just happened. oh how fortunate the timing.






[11:39] <Venom> i ordered two new 1/43 models...
[11:40] <Juki-> of what cars
[11:55] <multimediaman> saturn sl1 1:43 ftw
[11:55] <multimediaman> so any of you all use any folder syncrhonization software that's any good?
[11:58] <Venom> of course not a Saturn <__<
[11:59] <multimediaman> the <__< makes it seem as though you're covering up your true feelings of love for the saturns XD
[11:59] <Venom> AutoART Benz SLR McLaren in metallic red and a Spark Lola B08/60 Aston Martin in flat black
[11:59] <Tifa> >.>
[11:59] <multimediaman> it's alright, we don't pass judgement here
[11:59] <astr0s> even tifa goes >_> on you mmm
[11:59] <multimediaman> no, she goes >.>
[11:59] <multimediaman> totally different
[12:00] <astr0s> same thing
[12:00] <multimediaman> no, you're missing the point.
[12:00] <Tifa> lolol
[12:00] <astr0s> Oh snap
[12:00] <Venom> orly
[12:00] <astr0s> literally
[12:00] <multimediaman> lulz
 
#51
[22:41] * multimediaman is trying to find out the diameter of a basketball based off the circumference
[22:42] <spitster_> wki? :D
[22:42] <spitster_> or just measure your ball!
[22:43] <multimediaman> I don't have a ball
 

tom120934

Administrator
#52
[17:17] <spitty> i went to automall :D
[17:18] <tom120934> bought something ?
[17:18] <spitty> no
[17:18] <spitty> but i farted in a ferrari